16 Funny debate quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩‍⚖️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, let's have that fiery debate at the perfect hour when passions are high and bedtime is calling 🌙💥 Who needs a good night's sleep anyway, when you can have a good night of arguing instead? 😂 #DebateNightOwl"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart 🤔 After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! 😈 #HearSatanOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🎤💥 Imagine the candidates dropping sick rhymes instead of political jargon! 🎶🔥 Who needs policy discussions when you have savage bars being thrown left and right? 😂 Let's turn the White House into the Rap House! 🏠🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs facts when you've got imagination and quick thinking? 🤔💭 Just Picasso your way through arguments and watch the magic happen! 🎨😂 #CreativeDebateSkills"

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