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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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Just shared via WeChat:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Shared recently on Threads:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Making waves on Instagram:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Live now on X:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

Just landed via Twitch:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Just shared via WeChat:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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54 shares on Discord this month:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

18 shares on Messenger this month:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Trending via Slack:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Just landed via TikTok:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Trending via Pinterest:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Spotted on X:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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