Funny quotes decision

78 Funny decision quotes

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

We decided to have money instead of children.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025