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79 Funny decision quotes

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

2 weeks ago

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

1 month ago

Hold on, let me overthink this.

1 month ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

1 month ago

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

1 month ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

1 month ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

1 month ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

1 month ago

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

1 month ago

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

1 month ago

We decided to have money instead of children.

1 month ago

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

1 month ago

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

2 months ago

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

2 months ago

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

2 months ago

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

3 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

3 months ago