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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.
2 weeks ago
I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.
1 month ago
Hold on, let me overthink this.
1 month ago
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
1 month ago
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
1 month ago
Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
1 month ago
Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.
1 month ago
Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.
1 month ago
Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
1 month ago
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
1 month ago
We decided to have money instead of children.
1 month ago
Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
1 month ago
Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.
2 months ago
Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
2 months ago
Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.
2 months ago
The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.
2 months ago
If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.
2 months ago
So many mistakes to make, so little time.
3 months ago
How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
3 months ago
Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.
3 months ago
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