146 Funny decision quotes

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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  22 minutes ago

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• It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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  6 hours ago

  buy, buying, buying decision, decision, humor, i, Labubu, least, reflection, tough, tough year, year

• You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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  1 day ago

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• I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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  3 weeks ago

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• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

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• People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, decision, heart, humor, irony, listen, people, right, right thing, same, say, thing, things

• Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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  1 month ago

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

• Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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  2 months ago

  decision, hang, hanging, hanging out, humor, i, just, kind, life, life decision, procrastination, reflection, self, self-reflection, should, something, wonder

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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  2 months ago

  decision, decisions, humor, i, overthinking, self-deprecating, still, worst, worst decision

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