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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Live now on Slack:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Seen just now on Discord:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Going viral on TikTok:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Just landed via Threads:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Making waves on Messenger:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Going viral on Discord:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Spotted on Reddit:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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49 shares on Slack this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

29 shares on Slack this month:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Broadcasted on X:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Trending via Facebook:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Spotted on Telegram:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Just shared via Telegram:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Making waves on WeChat:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Trending via Facebook:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Seen just now on Threads:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Just landed via Discord:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Making waves on X:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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