13 Funny diarrhea quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

  Commentary:
  Magic like that must come with a toilet wand and a splash of confidence 💩✨📸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who doesn't want to livarrhea, right? 💩😂 Say goodbye to the runs and hello to the funs! 💃 #livelaughpoop"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

  Commentary:
  🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"

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