Gonorrhea would've been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Commentary:
"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Commentary:
"Who doesn't want to livarrhea, right? 💩😂 Say goodbye to the runs and hello to the funs! 💃 #livelaughpoop"

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Commentary:
🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought laughter is the best medicine clearly never had a case of the runs 💩🤣 Maybe they needed some Imodium instead! 😜"

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Commentary:
"Looks like they're really pushing for a 'movement' this week! 🏃‍♂️💩 Just remember, in the battle against diarrhea, it's all about endurance… and plenty of bathroom breaks! 🚽😆 #StayRegular"

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eloquence of discussing diarrhea 🚽. It's a topic we tackle with such finesse, splashing our way through the alphabet soup of D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A 💩. Truly, a word that's hard to stomach in more ways than one! 🤣"

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"