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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

Making waves on WeChat:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Breaking via Slack:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Spotted on Threads:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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58 shares on WeChat this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Just landed via YouTube:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Going viral on Messenger:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Going viral on Threads:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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