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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Shared recently on Telegram:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Live now on WhatsApp:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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