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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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