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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,762

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Making waves on WeChat:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Going viral on Discord:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Spotted on Twitch:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Going viral on Reddit:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Just landed via TikTok:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Trending via YouTube:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Spotted on WeChat:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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58 shares on Twitch this month:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

88 shares on Discord this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,896

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Trending via TikTok:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Just landed via X:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Making waves on Instagram:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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