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Funny dog quotes

Oct 19
Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
Oct 17
Share →: All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.
Oct 15
Share →: I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.
Oct 11
Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
Sep 30
Share →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.
Sep 28
Share →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
Sep 25
Share →: If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.
Sep 22
Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.