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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Just shared via Twitch:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Making waves on YouTube:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Trending via Instagram:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Just landed via Threads:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Going viral on Facebook:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Reported on Reddit:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Spotted on Threads:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Shared recently on Threads:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Just landed via Messenger:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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