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91 Funny dog quotes

Funny dog quotes celebrate the lovable and often hilarious antics of our furry friends! 🐶😂 From goofy behaviors to charming quirks, these quotes capture the joy and humor that dogs bring into our lives. Enjoy a laugh as you reflect on the delightful world of canine companionship! 😄🐾

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

5 days ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

1 month ago

It was me, I let the dogs out.

1 month ago

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

1 month ago

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

2 months ago

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

2 months ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

2 months ago

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

2 months ago

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

3 months ago

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

3 months ago

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

3 months ago

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

3 months ago

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

3 months ago

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

3 months ago

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

3 months ago