101 Funny dog quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

  Commentary:
  "At least he won't need a hearing aid yet! 🐶💤👴🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

  Commentary:
  "At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you'll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾

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