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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Going viral on Pinterest:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Freshly posted on Slack:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Funny dogs quotes 🐶 are the paw-some pick-me-ups we never knew we needed! From tail-wagging antics to adorable puppy mischief, these sayings capture the hilarity of our four-legged friends 🐾. Whether your dog is a couch potato 🛋️ or a fetch fanatic 🎾, there’s a quote that’ll make you howl with laughter. Ready to unleash some smiles? Dive into the fun and let these quotes give you a ruff day perk-up! 😂🐕

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4 hours ago
Share →: Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Commentary:
Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
18 hours ago
Share →: I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Commentary:
Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Commentary:
Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑
2 weeks ago
Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
2 weeks ago
Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Commentary:
Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Making waves on Slack:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Breaking via Discord:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Just shared via Messenger:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Freshly posted on X:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Going viral on Discord:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Making waves on Threads:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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