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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.
All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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16 hours ago
Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
1 week ago
Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
5 months ago
Share →: All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Commentary:
“Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? 🐾 Most of them are just winging it anyways! 🤣 #FreelanceTherapists”
5 months ago
Share →: I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Commentary:
"Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
5 months ago
Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"