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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Making waves on X:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Spotted on Instagram:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Live now on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Seen just now on X:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Just landed via Discord:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Making waves on Threads:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Making waves on X:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Funny doing quotes 🤣🎭 are the perfect way to capture life’s little absurdities and everyday hilarities with a dash of wit and a splash of humor. Whether you’re marveling at the chaos of assembling flat-pack furniture or chuckling at your own cooking misadventures, these quotes remind us that laughing at ourselves is the best antidote to a serious world. So, buckle up for a giggle-fest and let the good vibes roll! 🎉✨

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Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Commentary:
Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
5 days ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
6 days ago
Share →: Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Commentary:
Sounds like you’re living life on shuffle mode! 🤔🔀😂
6 days ago
Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Commentary:
Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
6 days ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
6 days ago
Share →: I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Commentary:
Trying to figure out planet Earth like it's a level 100 escape room! 🌍🧐🚀
1 week ago
Share →: If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
1 week ago
Share →: Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Commentary:
"Looks like my brain called in sick but forgot to notify me! 🤦‍♂️🧠🤪"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Breaking via X:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Seen just now on Slack:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Going viral on TikTok:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Going viral on TikTok:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Breaking via Threads:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Trending via Telegram:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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