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4 months ago
Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Commentary:
"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"
5 months ago
Share →: It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Commentary:
"Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it's tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue"
5 months ago
Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
5 months ago
Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"
$Funny done quotes - I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.$

5 months ago
Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Commentary:
"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Commentary:
"Your banking app misses you more than your wallet 😂💸 Time to face the music and embrace the financial chaos you've created! #MoneyMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Commentary:
That's the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It's a slippery slope from "just a handful" to "oops, I ate the whole bucket." But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Commentary:
Well, you have to admit, only Elvis could make marriage seem as electrifying as a Vegas show 🕺🎲💒 Who wouldn't want to say "I do" with a side of "Love Me Tender" and a sprinkle of sequins? Thank you, thank you very much! 🕺🕺🎶
5 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged