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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Just shared via Telegram:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Breaking via Reddit:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Just shared via Threads:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Making waves on Discord:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Going viral on Twitch:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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83 shares on YouTube this month:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

93 shares on Threads this month:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,710

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Just shared via TikTok:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Spotted on Threads:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Live now on Threads:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Making waves on Twitch:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Live now on Slack:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Going viral on Reddit:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Live now on Instagram:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Just shared via YouTube:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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