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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Spotted on TikTok:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Going viral on Threads:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Trending via Threads:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Just shared via Slack:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Breaking via X:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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