Commentary:
Mastering the fine art of doing it wrong with style!
Funny draw quotes
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
Commentary:
"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.
Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"
The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles
Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?
Commentary:
"Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun 🎨 Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains 😉 #ArtOverRomance"