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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

89 shares on Discord this month:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Just landed via YouTube:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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