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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Trending via Instagram:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Trending via Facebook:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Trending via Facebook:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Just shared via Reddit:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Going viral on Threads:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Trending via Pinterest:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Making waves on Messenger:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Live now on TikTok:

My dream car is a taco truck.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Broadcasted on Slack:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Making waves on Reddit:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Making waves on Twitch:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Trending via Threads:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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