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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
2 weeks ago
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
2 weeks ago
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
2 weeks ago
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
3 weeks ago
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
1 month ago
Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
1 month ago
Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
1 month ago
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
1 month ago
Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
1 month ago
I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.
1 month ago
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
1 month ago
Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
1 month ago
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
1 month ago
My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.
1 month ago
I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.
1 month ago
I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
1 month ago
I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
1 month ago
Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.
2 months ago
Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.
2 months ago
Eating trail mix should count as hiking.
2 months ago
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