228 Funny eating quotes

• It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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  5 hours ago

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• December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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  4 days ago

  calorie, count, December, diet, eating, festive, food, holiday, humor, indulgence, law

• I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

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• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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  3 weeks ago

  chicken, communication, eating, food, humor, i, joke, mean, misunderstanding, say, spicy, spicy chicken, things

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My body is a vessel for various dips.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, dip, eating, food, humor, snack, vessel

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