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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Trending via Telegram:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Trending via X:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Spotted on Slack:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Shared recently on X:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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33 shares on Facebook this month:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

83 shares on X this month:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

40 shares on Slack this month:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

71 shares on Discord this month:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Live now on WeChat:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Trending via X:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Making waves on WeChat:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Making waves on WeChat:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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