Funny quotes eating

120 Funny eating quotes

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

2 weeks ago

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

3 weeks ago

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

1 month ago

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

1 month ago

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

1 month ago

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

1 month ago

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

1 month ago

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

1 month ago

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

1 month ago

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

1 month ago

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

1 month ago

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

1 month ago

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

1 month ago

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

1 month ago

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

2 months ago

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

2 months ago

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

2 months ago