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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Live now on Telegram:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Trending via Messenger:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Spotted on Snapchat:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Just shared via Telegram:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Going viral on TikTok:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Going viral on Discord:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Funny eating quotes celebrate the hilarious side of our favorite activity — devouring delicious food! 🍽️😋 From midnight fridge raids to pretending salad is satisfying, these quotes prove that eating isn’t just about hunger — it’s a comedy of cravings, messes, and mouthfuls. Because when it comes to food, laughter is always on the menu! 😂🍕🍔

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Just landed via Threads:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Just shared via Telegram:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Just shared via Threads:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Just shared via Pinterest:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Shared recently on WeChat:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Just landed via Messenger:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Spotted on X:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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