136 Funny eating quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.
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  1 month ago

  View →: One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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