Funny quotes eating

117 Funny eating quotes

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025