Funny Email Quotes That Will Make You Rethink Your Inbox! 📧😂

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

2 months ago2 months ago

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

3 months ago2 months ago

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

3 months ago2 months ago

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

3 months ago2 months ago

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

3 months ago2 months ago

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

3 months ago2 months ago

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

3 months ago2 months ago

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

3 months ago2 months ago

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

3 months ago2 months ago

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

3 months ago2 months ago

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

4 months ago2 months ago

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

4 months ago2 months ago

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

4 months ago2 months ago

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

4 months ago2 months ago

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

5 months ago2 months ago

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

5 months ago2 months ago

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

5 months ago2 months ago

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

5 months ago2 months ago

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

5 months ago2 months ago

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

5 months ago2 months ago

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

5 months ago2 months ago

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

5 months ago2 months ago

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

5 months ago2 months ago