77 Funny email quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

  Commentary:
  Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

  Commentary:
  Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

  Commentary:
  Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

  Commentary:
  Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

  Commentary:
  Navigating the universe one email reply at a time 🚀💻✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my auto-reply is on vacation too! 🌴📧✈️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

  Commentary:
  Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

  Commentary:
  This is the kind of email policy we all need—a work environment that's lactose-tolerant! 😂📧🍦

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

  Commentary:
  Nothing beats the excitement of finding out my impulse buys are out for a joyride to my doorstep! 📦🚚💨

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