89 Funny email quotes — Wordgag ツ

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

1 day ago1 day ago

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

2 days ago2 days ago

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

1 week ago1 week ago

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

1 month ago1 month ago

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

1 month ago1 month ago

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

1 month ago1 month ago

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

2 months ago2 months ago

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

2 months ago2 months ago

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

2 months ago2 months ago