Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits. Posted on3 days ago
If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely. Posted on3 days ago
If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this. Posted on3 days ago
Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow. Posted on3 days ago
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed. Posted on4 days ago
Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face. Posted on4 days ago
Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit. Posted on4 days ago
A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet. Posted on4 days ago
Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today. Posted on4 days ago
Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Posted on4 days ago
Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie. Posted on4 days ago
I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Posted on5 days ago
If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house? Posted on5 days ago
There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough… Posted on5 days ago
There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Posted on5 days ago