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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to thinkâ€Ķ” you can say whatever you want.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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