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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.
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Feb 28, 2025
A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.
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Feb 24, 2025
“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.
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Feb 14, 2025
Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.
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Feb 11, 2025
Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.
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Feb 1, 2025
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
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Feb 1, 2025
Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.
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Feb 1, 2025
Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.
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Feb 1, 2025
Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
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Feb 1, 2025
Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.
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Feb 1, 2025
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