151 Funny enough quotes

• If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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  break, break up, commitment, dating, enough, give, humor, love, marriage, married, never, persistence, person, relationship, same, times

• I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

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  better, disillusionment, empathy, enough, everyone, human, human nature, humor, i, irony, liked, naive, nature, think

• I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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  arms, enough, eternity, humor, love, lover, ready, relationship, romance, spend

• If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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  ask, ask out, brave, browser, courage, date, default, default browser, edge, enough, girl, humor, microsoft, Microsoft Edge, motivation

• Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

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  enough, everything, God, health, humor, mental, mental health, schizophrenia, schizophrenic, sign

• There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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  care, communication, decide, decision, enough, hear, humor, know, life, meaning, means, slang, time

• You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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  asexual, enough, feeling, hard, humor, lock, lock in, sexuality

• I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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  5, again, am, appearance, dating, desperate, desperation, dinner, enough, humor, i, identify, identity, just, me, microwave, microwave dinner, minutes, nothing, photos, ready, ready in 5 minutes, satisfaction, sexual, sexual identity, want

• Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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  anyone, bottle, buy, condiment, enough, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, lived, longevity, sauce, second, worcestershire, Worcestershire sauce

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  again, article, bored, clean, cleanliness, clothing, enough, floor, germ, humor, joke, laundry, leave, left, procrastination

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