Funny envy quotes

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

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• If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, envy, fashion, humor, i, media, Pinterest, social, social media, style, wardrobe, wardrobe envy

• Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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  2 months ago

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• The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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  2 months ago

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• I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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  2 months ago

  baby, crying, envy, escape, event, gathering, humor, i, leave, parents, social, social gathering

• “I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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  4 months ago

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• The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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  5 months ago

  comparison, envy, except, humor, irony, know, leisure, media, need, social, social media, thing, vacation, work

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