Funny quotes exaggeration

29 Funny exaggeration quotes

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025