48 Funny exaggeration quotes

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  9 hours ago

  Share →: This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

  Commentary:
  "Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

  Commentary:
  "When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I need a leaf blower, but for people.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' 🍃😄🍂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

  …

  Commentary:
  "BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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