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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Live now on X:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Just landed via Instagram:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Just landed via Messenger:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Going viral on Threads:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Just shared via Instagram:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Just shared via Facebook:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Funny exaggeration quotes 😂 are like a rollercoaster of words, taking you on a whimsical ride 🎢 where reality meets hilarity! Dive into this playful world where everyday situations get a comical twist, making mountains out of molehills 🏔️🐾 just for giggles. Perfect for those who love to stretch the truth like elastic, these quotes add a splash of humor to your day and leave you grinning from ear to ear 😄.

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6 days ago
Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Commentary:
Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
6 days ago
Share →: I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Commentary:
Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
1 week ago
Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
1 week ago
Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
1 week ago
Share →: I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Commentary:
Sounds like a PhD in Love and a Master's in Oops 😂💘
1 week ago
Share →: If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Commentary:
"If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know I’m off the grid and living my best life 😂🏝️🚫🐱‍👤 #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet"
1 week ago
Share →: I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Commentary:
"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Commentary:
"Well, at least we're headed somewhere… even if it's just the scenic route to confusion! 🧭😂🔄"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Just landed via TikTok:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Making waves on Instagram:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Making waves on Messenger:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Just landed via Discord:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Reported on Twitch:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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