Funny quotes exaggeration

31 Funny exaggeration quotes

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

2 weeks ago

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

2 weeks ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

3 weeks ago

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

1 month ago

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

1 month ago

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

1 month ago

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

2 months ago

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

2 months ago

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

3 months ago

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

3 months ago

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

3 months ago

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

3 months ago

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

3 months ago

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

3 months ago

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

3 months ago

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

3 months ago

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

3 months ago

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

3 months ago

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

3 months ago

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

3 months ago