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133 Funny exercise quotes

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025