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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's the secret to a peaceful night's sleep! 💤 Who needs lullabies when you have tranquilizers, right? 😂 Parenting level: expert tranquilizer-wrangler. 🌙 #ParentingHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Commentary:
"Good morning, fellow sleep-deprived parent! 🌞😴 Looks like your baby is running on a unique time zone of their own! ⏰👶 Who needs coffee when you have baby wake-up calls every few hours? ☕️😆 Wishing you some uninterrupted sleep soon! 💤😅"
5 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Commentary:
"Me at the end of the day: 'I'm tired…' 😪💤 But let's be real, we all know the real culprit here is people. 🙄😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate in car comfort – a steering wheel pillow! 😴🚗 Who needs a nap pod when you have a trusty automobile to catch some Z's? Just be sure to dream of open roads and not road closures! 😂 #NapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Commentary:
Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays
5 months ago
Share →: Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time for a shelf makeover! 🛠️ Don't worry, you're not expired, just a vintage classic ready for a little TLC. 💤 #TimeForANap"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging! 🛌💤 Who would have thought that catching some Z's could be so exhausting in your 40s? 😴 Embrace the irony and enjoy your power naps with pride! 🙌 #SleepyButSassy
5 months ago
Share →: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Commentary:
"Raising toddlers: where every day is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and your last nerve is on the menu! 🤪🎢🍳 #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a wild weekend! 😂☕ Better brew up that coffee's coffee before it starts demanding a vacation too! 💼☕☕"