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When you need an outfit for that "I might meet an alien today" scenario! 👽🛸👗
28 Funny exist quotes
An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.
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Plot twist: We're all secretly majoring in time travel logistics! 🚀⌛️ #FutureProofed
It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.
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Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! 😂💸💭
I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.
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Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.
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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆♂️🌀🐱
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.
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"Every wrinkle is just a tally for the 'I've had enough' club! 😂🙄 #GrumpyGoals #AgingWithAttitude"
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
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"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
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"Guess the rest of the world thought, 'Brits survived rain and tea shortages; zombies are just a minor inconvenience!' 🇬🇧🧟♂️☕😂"
The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.
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"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"