13 funny exploration quotes - Wordgag

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

May 29, 2026

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

May 27, 2026

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

May 26, 2026

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

May 24, 2026

I’m ready to try another planet.

May 24, 2026

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

May 23, 2026

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

May 23, 2026

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

May 23, 2026

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

May 22, 2026

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

May 22, 2026

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

May 22, 2026

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

May 21, 2026

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

May 21, 2026