25 Funny fail quotes

• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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  1 week ago

  bag, cooking, cooking fail, cutting, fail, food, food struggle, frozen, frozen vegetable, humor, kitchen, kitchen humor, relatable, relatable humor, resealable, resealable bag, struggle, toxic, toxic trait, trait, vegetable, vegetables

• If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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  2 weeks ago

  fail, humor, i, ID, organ, sarcasm, self-deprecation

• Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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  2 weeks ago

  education, everyone, fail, glasses, humor, irony, knows, perception, smart, test

• This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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  2 weeks ago

  baking, baking fail, close, codes, design, even, fail, festive, festive fun, fire, fire safety, fun, gingerbread, gingerbread house, holiday, holiday humor, house, house design, humor, safety, safety codes

• Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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  3 weeks ago

  ages, awkward, awkward moment, communication, context, fail, humiliation, media, message, miscommunication, moment, nothing, odd, picture, send, social, social media, something, technology, technology fail, text, text message

• Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, aroused, autocorrect, buddy, fail, friendship, funny situation, hang, hang out, miscommunication, situation, text, text fail, today, want

• Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkward, comedy, couple, even, fail, humor, joke, jokes, meeting, online, told, virtual, Zoom

• Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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  3 weeks ago

  crash, fail, feel, half, hope, humor, i, incompetence, job, live, next, once, perspective, planet, remember, software, software update, someone, tech, tech fail, time, update, workplace

• Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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  3 weeks ago

  cooking, cooking fail, cooking mishap, fail, funny moment, glasses, humiliation, i, just, kitchen, mishap, moment, sight, steam

• Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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  3 weeks ago

  appearance, beauty, comparison, eye, fail, fight, humor, i, joke, looking, makeup, McGregor, pull, smokey, smokey eye

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