13 Funny fail quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the omelette had other plans in mind – surprise, it's a scrambled egg kind of day! 🍳😄 Who says breakfast can't keep you on your toes?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

  Commentary:
  "I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"

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