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Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄ has shared:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has shared:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ί has copied:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is β€œew.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has bookmarked:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Live now on Snapchat:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Guys love being called β€œdaddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Just landed via X:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Spotted on YouTube:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Spotted on WeChat:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Trending via Twitch:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Just shared via X:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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32 shares on Slack this month:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called β€œWhat Fresh Chaos Is This?”

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

55 shares on X this month:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

32 shares on Instagram this month:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

41 shares on Slack this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has downloaded:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has downloaded:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has viewed:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has shared:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has downloaded:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has viewed:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ή has copied:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Spotted on Facebook:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Just landed via Twitch:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Trending via Pinterest:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Just landed via Slack:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Making waves on Threads:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Breaking via WeChat:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Just landed via Facebook:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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