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Funny fantasy quotes 🌟 have a magical way of tickling your imagination and sparking laughter! πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s wizards with wry wit, dragons delivering punchlines πŸ‰, or elves with an unexpected sense of humor, these gems sprinkle a little enchantment on your day. Dive into a world where even the most epic battles have a comedic twist, and let these quotes whisk you away on a whimsical adventure of fun and fantasy! βœ¨πŸ“š

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Posted on5 days ago4 days ago

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

β€œI’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said β€˜Nope, too freaky!’

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go inβ€”no questions asked.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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