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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Breaking via Instagram:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Breaking via Slack:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Breaking via Messenger:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Just shared via Slack:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Funny fantasy quotes 🌟 have a magical way of tickling your imagination and sparking laughter! 😂 Whether it’s wizards with wry wit, dragons delivering punchlines 🐉, or elves with an unexpected sense of humor, these gems sprinkle a little enchantment on your day. Dive into a world where even the most epic battles have a comedic twist, and let these quotes whisk you away on a whimsical adventure of fun and fantasy! ✨📚

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5 days ago
Share →: The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Commentary:
Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚‍♂️🍓
5 days ago
Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
6 days ago
Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Commentary:
Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂
6 days ago
Share →: If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Commentary:
Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈‍⬛✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Commentary:
"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Commentary:
"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
2 months ago
Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Commentary:
Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜
4 months ago
Share →: My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Commentary:
"Just when you thought your knight in shining armor would ride in on a white horse, turns out he's actually a tall glass of wine! Who needs sword fights when you have a liquid hero ready to rescue you from reality one sip at a time?"
4 months ago
Share →: I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!"

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Just shared via Discord:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Just landed via Twitch:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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