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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Spotted on Discord:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Live now on Snapchat:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Going bananas on Discord:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Just landed via X:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Making waves on Messenger:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Spotted on YouTube:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Spotted on WeChat:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Shared recently on X:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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