31 Funny fantasy quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
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  3 months ago

  View →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
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  5 months ago

  View →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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