51 Funny fantasy quotes

• As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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  1 month ago

  allowed, direct, empowerment, fantasy, girl, humor, i, moon, should, speak

• Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal comparison, comparison, creature, dolphin, elf, fantasy, humor, mythical, mythical creature, orc, shark

• Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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  2 months ago

  always, belief, fantasy, humor, individuality, magic, quirky, weirdo

• I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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  2 months ago

  book, books, coffee, dragon, drink, fantasy, girl, humor, i, just, laugh, machine, pet, read, simple, simple girl, sunset, thinking, time, time machine, want, watch, wishful, wishful thinking

• You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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  2 months ago

  am, desperation, fantasy, give, gone, hr, HR manager, humor, i, job, manager, message, messages, money, prince, real, spam, tell, times, want

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  2 months ago

  alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal friend, berry, eating, enchanted, enchanted forest, escape, fantasy, forest, friend, friends, humorous, i, lover, me, nature, nature lover, streets, talking, whimsical, woodland

• Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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  2 months ago

  blood, cravings, end, ever, fantasy, food, funny thought, human, humor, insects, mosquito, obsession, pizza, pursuit, thought

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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  2 months ago

  boys, city, culture, even, fantasy, fantasy humor, Gandalf, geek, geek humor, girls, green, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, me, Moria, nope, parody, pop, pop culture, rings, said, satire, take, too, where

• If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, asked, curiosity, curiosity-driven, decision, exploration, fantasy, front, humor, ID, me, portal, questions

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