Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Commentary:
Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista"

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Commentary:
"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮‍♂️ #FashionFail"

Some hoodies don't hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Commentary:
Just call me the Sandwich Connoisseur in my unattainable denim! 🥪👖 Who needs standard sandwiches and easily pronounced jeans? I'm living in a world of epicurean delights and fashion mysteries! 😄 #SandwichGoals #FashionEnigma

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Commentary:
🤣 "Life's rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you're just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama"

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"