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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

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15,269

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Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Discord:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Just shared via Discord:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Making waves on X:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Live now on Reddit:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Spotted on Facebook:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Trending via WeChat:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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14 shares on Twitch this month:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

42 shares on Threads this month:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Spotted on Messenger:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Freshly posted on X:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Going viral on Twitch:

About to form my very first opinion.

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