39 Funny fast food quotes

• I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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  2 months ago

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• A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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  2 months ago

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• Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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  2 months ago

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• Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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  2 months ago

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• Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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  3 months ago

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• My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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  3 months ago

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• Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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  3 months ago

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• I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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  3 months ago

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• Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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  3 months ago

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