39 Funny fast food quotes

• Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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  2 months ago

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• My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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  2 months ago

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• Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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  2 months ago

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• I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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  2 months ago

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• Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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  2 months ago

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• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  3 months ago

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• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  5 months ago

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• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  5 months ago

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• My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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  5 months ago

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