Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

799 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,961

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,961

Updated

7 minutes ago

Users Online

3,444

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Seen just now on Threads:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Home » Funny Fast Food Quotes » Page 4

31 Funny fast food quotes

More funny fast food quotes 👇

For even more funny fast food quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny fast food quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

799 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,961

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,961

Updated

7 minutes ago

Users Online

3,429

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Live now on WeChat:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Seen just now on Discord:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Live now on X:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Reported on Facebook:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Shared recently on Threads:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴