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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

75 shares on X this month:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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