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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Iโ€™m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and donโ€™t make it awkward.

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โ€œCleanโ€ my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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My boyfriend just said โ€œI encourage you to try all thingsโ€ to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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