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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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831 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,993

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13,936

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6 hours ago

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Just landed via Pinterest:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Making waves on Slack:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Just shared via Discord:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Spotted on YouTube:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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124 Funny feel quotes

Funny feel quotes are all about those dramatic, awkward, or just plain weird emotions we experience on a daily basis! 😂💭 Whether it’s feeling like a snack after one salad, feeling attacked by a meme, or feeling productive after making a to-do list (but doing nothing), these quotes remind us that emotions can be confusing — and hilariously relatable. Because sometimes, the feels are just too funny to ignore! 😆🫠📋

New funny feel quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Commentary:
Why not dance like nobody's watching when even the universe has no idea what's going on! 🌌🕺🎉
3 days ago
Share →: Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Commentary:
Feeling like I should send an invoice to the 90s for false advertising! 💸🤔😂
4 days ago
Share →: Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Commentary:
Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨
7 days ago
Share →: If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Commentary:
Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
1 week ago
Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Commentary:
Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
1 week ago
Share →: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Commentary:
Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
1 week ago
Share →: Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Commentary:
Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷‍♂️🎈
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Commentary:
Sounds like we both deserve the Procrastination Gold Medal! 🏅😴📅
1 week ago
Share →: I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Commentary:
Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪
1 week ago
Share →: I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Commentary:
Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Shared recently on Discord:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Making waves on Messenger:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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