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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Just landed via Telegram:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Spotted on Threads:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Spotted on Reddit:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Shared recently on Slack:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Going viral on Twitch:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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25 shares on Discord this month:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

20 shares on Slack this month:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

86 shares on Facebook this month:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

59 shares on Slack this month:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,810

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Just landed via Discord:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Trending via YouTube:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Breaking via YouTube:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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