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  • My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices

  • Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don’t you think? It’s like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂”

  • Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe it all started with that cute, cozy sock keeping their feet warm and now they just can’t resist a good pair of toes 🧦👣 Who knew socks had such power over our dating preferences!”

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