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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Reported on X:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
5 months ago
Share →: Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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"Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂"
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Share →: Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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"Maybe it all started with that cute, cozy sock keeping their feet warm and now they just can't resist a good pair of toes 🧦👣 Who knew socks had such power over our dating preferences!"

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Making waves on Facebook:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Spotted on YouTube:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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