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Funny finger quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of sass and humor to your day βœ‹πŸ˜„ Whether you’re flipping the bird or just pointing out the obvious, these witty lines bring all the laughs and cheeky vibes πŸ€ͺπŸ‘Œ Get ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even get a little rebellious with some finger-focused fun! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My middle finger salutes you.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You give my middle finger an erection.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Posted on5 months ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Posted onJan 28, 20254 months ago

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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