Funny quotes finger

11 Funny finger quotes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

2 months ago

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

3 months ago

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

3 months ago

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

3 months ago

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

3 months ago

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

3 months ago

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

3 months ago

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

3 months ago

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

3 months ago