Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger. Posted on7 days ago
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.” Posted on1 week ago
Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings. Posted on1 week ago
Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. Posted on1 week ago
Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger. Posted on2 weeks ago
I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Posted on2 weeks ago
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. Posted on2 weeks ago