13 Funny finger quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

  Commentary:
  When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You give my middle finger an erection.

  Commentary:
  Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

  Commentary:
  "Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

  Commentary:
  "Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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