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11 Funny finger quotes
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
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Feb 25, 2025
A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.
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Jan 28, 2025
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
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Jan 27, 2025
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”
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Jan 27, 2025
Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
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Jan 26, 2025
Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.
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Jan 24, 2025
My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.
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Jan 23, 2025
Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
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Jan 22, 2025
Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.
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Jan 21, 2025
I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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Jan 20, 2025
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