21 Funny finger quotes

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  2 weeks ago

  air, annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, finger, finger quotation, humor, interaction, introduction, job, job title, little, prank, quotation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, someone, title

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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  2 months ago

  day, finger, fingers, humor, know, last, last day, reminder, somebody, somewhere, today, unexpected

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

• My middle finger salutes you.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, finger, gesture, humor, insult, middle, middle finger, rude, rude gesture, salute, sarcasm

• You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, bad, bad day, both, day, days, ever, finger, fingers, frustration, funny attitude, humor, humor quote, middle, middle finger, sarcasm

• You give my middle finger an erection.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult humor, finger, give, humor, insult, joke, middle, middle finger, sarcasm, vulgar

• I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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  2 months ago

  expression, finger, gratitude, humor, i, me, middle, middle finger, sticking, sticking up, support, thank

• I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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  2 months ago

  arm, body, count, finger, gratitude, humor, leg, side, support, thank

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