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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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