37 Funny flirt quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

  Commentary:
  "Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my bad! Note to self: biting is not an approved flirting technique. 🦷😅 Maybe stick to the basics next time, like compliments or a charming smile! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is short, flirt with me!

  Commentary:
  "Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! 😉💃 #YOLO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate race to the inbox! 🏁 Will you be the trailblazer in this brave new world of nudie selfies, or will you take your time to craft the perfect angle? 📸 Either way, embrace this historic opportunity with camera-ready confidence! 🤳😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator"

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