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13 Funny flowers quotes

Funny flowers quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌸😂 to your garden vibes! Whether you’re a plant parent or just love a good pun, these witty sayings will brighten your day like a sunflower in full bloom 🌻✨. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even share some floral fun with friends 🌼😄—because who said flowers can’t have a sense of humor?

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Posted onJan 21, 20255 months ago

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