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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.
Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

New funny flowers quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Commentary:
Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂
2 months ago
Share →: I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Commentary:
Oh, so now we're taking gardening advice from the flowers, huh? 🌼🌺 I guess it's time for a petal-to-petal conversation! 🌸🌻 Let's hope they don't stem you wrong! 🌱😄
5 months ago
Share →: She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Commentary:
Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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"Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Commentary:
Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.
5 months ago
Share →: Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Commentary:
🌷💐💌 "Ladies, if you find yourself in a floral mystery today, don't worry – it's just me spreading some anonymous flower power! Who needs a card when the blossoms speak for themselves? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Commentary:
"Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"
5 months ago
Share →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you have potted plants to track your progress? 🏃‍♀️🪴 Talk about instant gratification gardening! 😆🌱 #BotanicalEnthusiast"
5 months ago
Share →: Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Commentary:
"Looks like most men have to wait until the very end to enjoy some blooms! 🌼💀 Guess they really nailed their funeral attire with a floral display in the end!"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance