Funny fortune quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

  Commentary:
  "When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like May is about to become the month of money magic! 💸✨ Here's hoping your wallet gets its own bouquet of cash flowers. 🌸💰 May the financial good vibes flow your way! 😄🙌

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

  Commentary:
  "Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a clever twist of fate! 😂 Who knew that all this time, Evian water was just "naive" spelled backwards? 💧💡 Looks like we've stumbled upon the secret of pricey bottled water – it's all in the name! 🤣 Remember, sometimes the most valuable insights come from simply looking at things from a different angle!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent 🎪🤑 Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? 😂 #FestivalLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the iconic spin move! 🎰 Age truly shows its flair when entering a birth year becomes a game of luck and skill. 😂 Are you feeling like a contestant on the Wheel of Birth Years? Time to spin that dial and hope for a jackpot of wisdom and experience! 🧙‍♂️🦉

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