Funny quotes freedom

30 Funny freedom quotes

Being single for Valentine's Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

It's messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Dance like China isn't watching.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You're an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025