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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 30, 2025

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Trending via Reddit:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Making waves on Twitch:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Spotted on Twitch:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Live now on Messenger:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Just shared via Discord:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Going viral on Instagram:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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74 shares on Threads this month:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

90 shares on Facebook this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Earth is hard.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Breaking via X:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Just shared via WeChat:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Trending via Pinterest:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Just shared via X:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Trending via WeChat:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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