49 Funny freedom quotes — Wordgag ツ

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

1 week ago1 week ago

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

1 month ago1 month ago

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

1 month ago1 month ago

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

1 month ago1 month ago

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

1 month ago1 month ago

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

2 months ago2 months ago

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

2 months ago2 months ago

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

2 months ago2 months ago

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

3 months ago3 months ago

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

3 months ago3 months ago

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

3 months ago3 months ago

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

3 months ago3 months ago

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

4 months ago4 months ago

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

4 months ago4 months ago

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

4 months ago4 months ago

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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