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  • Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of Fridays – turning a casual drink invitation into a grand, generous gesture 😄🍸 One lucky lady gets the honor of buying the drinks today! Cheers to the weekend shenanigans and unexpected invitations!”

  • Friday the 13th doesnโ€™t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, ‘hold my beer’ 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes”

  • Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic”

  • I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

    Commentary:
    “Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! 🔄 It’s like a plot twist you never saw coming! 😅 Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! 🎉”

  • “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday thatโ€™s about to get even worse.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal”

  • “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic ‘Let’s make changes and hope they don’t notice’ technique. A bold strategy, indeed! 🤣🤷‍♂️ #ProblemSolving101”

  • Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

    Commentary:
    “Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: ‘Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?’ 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: ‘Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.’ 🤷‍♂️😂”

  • You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the “it’s almost the weekend, let’s just go with that” label 😂🐜. It’s all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟

  • Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

    Commentary:
    “Technically, it’s not a holiday… but in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we have a right to take the fifth (of July)! 🇺🇸🎆 #IndependenceDayExtened #FreedomFriday”

  • Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out itโ€™s Tuesday.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the unexpected time warp from Friday to Tuesday! Time to play catch up with the days like a real-life game of Where’s Waldo 🤔⏰ #TimeTravelTroubles”

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