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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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Is this art or trash?

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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