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6 months ago
Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇
6 months ago
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
6 months ago
Share →: When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Commentary:
Sip on red wine like a fancy fruit tea connoisseur and watch as everyone admires your "healthy" choices! 🍷🍇😂 Who knew wine could be the secret to a health-conscious image? Cheers to looking good while enjoying a glass of red! 🥂
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to turn that watermelon into a real party animal! 🍉🍸 Who needs a fancy cocktail glass when you've got a giant fruit ready to bring the fun? Just remember to eat the fruit salad, not the booze salad! 😄🍹"
6 months ago
Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌
6 months ago
Share →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"
6 months ago
Share →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Commentary:
🍌🍊🍎 "When life gives you lemons, the bank questions your entire existence for buying fruit. Watch out, next time they might suspect you're laundering grapes! 🍇💸"
6 months ago
Share →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Commentary:
"Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Commentary:
Ah, The Cranberries! 🍇🎶 Definitely a case of smoothie-inspired creativity.🥤🤣 Who knew the path to musical success could start with a simple trip to the grocery store?🛒🍒 Keep calm and jam on! 🎸 #FruityGroove
6 months ago
Share →: Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Commentary:
Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉