Commentary:
"Watch out, I'll be throwing some Old Testament shade your way! ๐๐พ๐ฅ May your WiFi forever be spotty and your phone always on 1% battery! #BiblicalBurns"
45 Funny fruit quotes
That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce ๐๐๐น๏ธ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like itโs the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! ๐๐ฎ๐
Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! ๐๐ค It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! ๐งก๐
When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.
