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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"

aging, fruit, humor, perspective, raisin, still, sweet, sweetness, wrinkle, wrinkles
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Ah, The Cranberries! 🍇🎶 Definitely a case of smoothie-inspired creativity.🥤🤣 Who knew the path to musical success could start with a simple trip to the grocery store?🛒🍒 Keep calm and jam on! 🎸 #FruityGroove

band, band name, Cranberry, creativity, fruit, great, humor, joke, music, name, work
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉

absurdity, banana, boat, everyone, fruit, humor, joke, powered, sailing
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

cut, expectation, fruit, humor, moment, seed, surprise, watermelon
1 month ago

Commentary:
Well, that's a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let's just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟

fruit, gardening, humor, irony, logic, plant, question, seeds, watermelon
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

cleverness, common, common sense, fruit, fruit salad, humor, knowledge, salad, sense, tomato, wisdom
1 month ago

Commentary:
Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

animals, apartment, date, fly, fruit, fruit fly, humor, pest, relationship, turn, turn off
2 months ago

Commentary:
Of course, a tomato fits right in at the fruit bowl meeting… or at least it pretends! 🍅🤣

adult, comparison, fruit, humor, identity, metaphor, same, tomato
2 months ago

Commentary:
So true! My fridge turns into a food retirement home as soon as I buy groceries. 🍎🥦😂

budgeting, expiration, faster, food, food waste, fruit, grocery, humor, money, paying, shopping, vegetable, vegetables, waste
3 months ago

Commentary:
When your best insult is as empty as your fruit basket 🌳🍏🚫🍑 Carry on, noble tree! 🍃😄

attitude, carry, comeback, coming, confidence, fruit, humor, me, never, phase, shade, tree