34 Funny fruit quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let's just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

  Commentary:
  Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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