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6 months ago
Share →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Commentary:
"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Commentary:
"Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Commentary:
"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Commentary:
"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"
6 months ago
Share →: Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Commentary:
"Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"
6 months ago
Share →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Commentary:
"Sharing fries is the ultimate test of friendship…unless you're the one constantly giving up your delicious, golden treasures to "former friends." 🍟😂 Remember, friends don't let friends steal their fries!"
6 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
6 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"