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5 months ago
Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Commentary:
"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Commentary:
"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"
5 months ago
Share →: Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Commentary:
"Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"
5 months ago
Share →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Commentary:
"Sharing fries is the ultimate test of friendship…unless you're the one constantly giving up your delicious, golden treasures to "former friends." 🍟😂 Remember, friends don't let friends steal their fries!"
5 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
5 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
5 months ago
Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Commentary:
"French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Commentary:
"Curly fries and I: a salty, spiraling love affair 🌀🍟 Who knew a side dish could capture the essence of my dramatic life so perfectly? 😂 #CurlyFriesGoals"