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16 Funny funeral quotes

Funny funeral quotes bring a lighthearted perspective to one of life’s inevitable moments. 💀😂 From witty reflections on the absurdity of death to humorous takes on the afterlife, these quotes remind us that laughter can be found even in the most somber occasions. Whether you’re looking to break the tension or celebrate a life well-lived, these funny funeral quotes offer a unique way to honor the moment with a smile. 😇🎉

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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