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14 Funny funeral quotes

Funny funeral quotes bring a lighthearted perspective to one of life’s inevitable moments. 💀😂 From witty reflections on the absurdity of death to humorous takes on the afterlife, these quotes remind us that laughter can be found even in the most somber occasions. Whether you’re looking to break the tension or celebrate a life well-lived, these funny funeral quotes offer a unique way to honor the moment with a smile. 😇🎉

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

3 days ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

4 weeks ago

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

2 months ago

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

2 months ago

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

2 months ago

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

3 months ago

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

3 months ago

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

3 months ago

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

3 months ago

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

3 months ago

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

3 months ago

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

3 months ago