Funny funeral quotes — Wordgag ツ

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

3 months ago2 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago2 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

5 months ago2 months ago

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

5 months ago2 months ago

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Sep 28, 20232 months ago

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago