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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?
2 weeks ago
For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.
3 weeks ago
Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.
1 month ago
Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.
1 month ago
If you look close enough, everyone is insane.
1 month ago
I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.
1 month ago
These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.
1 month ago
I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
1 month ago
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
1 month ago
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
2 months ago
I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.
2 months ago
You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.
2 months ago
So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?
2 months ago
One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.
2 months ago
Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.
3 months ago
I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.
3 months ago
It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.
3 months ago
Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.
3 months ago
Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
3 months ago
Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.
3 months ago
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