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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Just shared via Reddit:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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100 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

15 shares on Threads this month:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

44 shares on Discord this month:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Trending via Discord:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Just landed via Pinterest:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Making waves on WeChat:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Shared recently on Discord:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Trending via Telegram:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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