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88 Funny funny observation quotes

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025