23 Funny furniture quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

  Commentary:
  "Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁‍♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting too attached to your work! If only those couches and chairs could talk, they'd probably ask for a raise."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My recliner and I go way back.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the bond between a person and their recliner is truly timeless. 🪑💕 It’s like they say, true love reclines together! 😄”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet illusion of adulting in your 20s – where the desire for fancy furniture is rivalled only by the dwindling bank account 😅💸 Dreaming of velvet sofas and marble countertops while living off ramen noodles and thrift store finds! #AdultingGoals #BrokeButStylish

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments

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