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"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. ๐๐ช๐"
23 Funny furniture quotes
Funny furniture quotes bring a touch of humor to our everyday home decor and comfort! ๐๏ธ๐ From playful jabs at assembling flat-pack items to witty observations about our favorite chairs and tables, these quotes highlight the amusing side of furnishing our spaces. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a laugh as you ponder the quirks and charms of your home furniture! ๐๐ช
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- IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
- I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when youโre in a rush to get by.
- I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
- My recliner and I go way back.
- Sometimes I feel like Iโm cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
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"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช #MarriagePrankster" -
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Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household! -
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"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."
Top Funny Furniture Quotes ๐ฅ
- IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
- I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when youโre in a rush to get by.
- I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
- My recliner and I go way back.
- Sometimes I feel like Iโm cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.
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