28 Funny furniture quotes

• The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, downside, funny observation, furniture, getting, hammock, having, observation, outdoor, outdoor furniture, relaxation, struggle

• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, even, frustration, furniture, humor, kid, kids, learn, parenting, piece, putting, swear, swear word, today, together, word, words

• Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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  2 months ago

  40s, age, assembling, floor, furniture, getting, getting older, humor, life, life stage, old, older, put, sit, sitting, sitting on floor, stage, together, too, welcome

• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

• I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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  2 months ago

  annoy, change, furniture, home, humor, husband, i, people, rearrange, relationship, tell, things

• The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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  2 months ago

  foot, function, furniture, house, humor, object, toe

• Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, bang, furniture, humor, pinky, pinky toe, playful, relationship, toe

• My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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  2 months ago

  better, couch, doing, exactly, furniture, humor, judgment, knows, laziness, looking, me, personality, stop

• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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  2 months ago

  furniture, humor, irony, joke, living, own, sell, trouble

• My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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  2 months ago

  bar, beer, beers, consumption, furniture, Gjörfbunkle, humor, i, IKEA, least, meant, opinion, purchase, shopping, should, think, three

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