Commentary:
Trying to exit a hammock is like a trust exercise with gravity πππͺ
28 Funny furniture quotes
Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know itβs to annoy my husband.
Commentary:
"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? πββοΈπͺ #MarriagePrankster"
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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
Commentary:
Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household!
Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."
My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what itβs doing.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a GjΓΆrfbunkle.
Commentary:
π» “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their GjΓΆrfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” ποΈπΊ