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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Live now on Facebook:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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