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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Making waves on Twitch:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Making waves on Telegram:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Just shared via Twitch:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Just shared via Discord:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Reported on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Going viral on Messenger:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Going viral on Reddit:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Breaking via X:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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