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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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β€œI’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Live now on Snapchat:

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Spotted on Messenger:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Seen just now on Slack:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Calling someone a β€œtough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

66 shares on Discord this month:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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β€œI’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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People will be like β€œNobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has bookmarked:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Spotted on Instagram:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Seen just now on Discord:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Just shared via Threads:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Shared recently on Slack:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Seen just now on Twitch:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Breaking via Snapchat:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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