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3 days ago
Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Commentary:
"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Commentary:
"Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"
1 month ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
1 month ago
Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
1 month ago
Share →: Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Commentary:
"When even your phone's more concerned about security than your love life! 😂🔐📲 #ForeverVerified"
2 months ago
Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂
2 months ago
Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Commentary:
"Savannah: where the name is as wild and vast as the actual biome itself! 🌿🦒 Just remember not to confuse a girl named Savannah with the grassy plains of Africa 🤪 #NameAndNature"