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Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Live now on X:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Going viral on YouTube:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Just shared via TikTok:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Spotted on Discord:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Trending via TikTok:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Making waves on Messenger:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Breaking via Twitch:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Just shared via Instagram:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

82 shares on X this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

50 shares on Discord this month:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

89 shares on X this month:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Slack:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Trending via TikTok:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Spotted on TikTok:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Just shared via Discord:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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