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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Making waves on YouTube:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Reported on TikTok:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Trending via YouTube:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Reported on Facebook:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Just shared via Discord:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Making waves on WeChat:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Seen just now on X:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Funny girls quotes 💁‍♀️ are the perfect way to add a dash of humor and sass to your day! Whether you’re looking for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-on belly laugh 😂, these witty snippets celebrate the hilariously bold and unapologetically fabulous women who keep us smiling. From clever comebacks to playful puns, these quotes remind us that a good laugh is the best accessory a girl can have. So get ready to LOL and share the fun! 🎉

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4 days ago
Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover
5 days ago
Share →: Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
6 days ago
Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Commentary:
Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂
7 days ago
Share →: Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
1 week ago
Share →: Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Commentary:
When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
1 week ago
Share →: Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the romance evolution: from quill and ink to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V! 📜💌😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Commentary:
"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
1 month ago
Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
1 month ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
1 month ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Commentary:
"Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Trending via Discord:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Going viral on Twitch:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Going viral on Instagram:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Live now on WeChat:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Shared recently on X:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Breaking via Facebook:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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