17 Funny girls quotes

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome".

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it's liking other girls' pictures on Insta.

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025