34 Funny giving quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.
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  4 months ago

  View →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
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  4 months ago

  View →: HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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