Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"

Adding "but that's just me" after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' quite like adding 'but that's just me' after steering a coworker straight into disaster 🙈💼 #officefails"

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Commentary:
When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

Christmas is the season of giving, and I'm giving up for good.

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the 'giving up' part of Christmas a little too literally! 🎁 Santa will need an extra big sack of motivation for this one! 🎅🏼 #HolidayHumor"

McDonald's only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Commentary:
Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"