Funny quotes giving

32 Funny giving quotes

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

1 month ago

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

2 months ago

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

3 months ago

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

3 months ago

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

3 months ago

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

3 months ago

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

3 months ago

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

3 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

3 months ago

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

3 months ago

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

3 months ago

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

3 months ago

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

3 months ago

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

3 months ago

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

3 months ago

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

3 months ago