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44 Funny giving quotes

Funny giving quotes 🎁 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor πŸ˜‚ to your generosity! Whether you’re brightening someone’s day with witty words or sharing a giggle on social media, these quotes remind us that giving doesn’t always have to be serious. They blend joy and jest, turning every gift into a memorable moment. So, get ready to sprinkle some laughter in your life and discover the lighter side of giving! πŸŽ‰βœ¨

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ah, the magical land of Mondayβ€”the gift that keeps not giving!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Posted on6 months ago

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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