34 Funny giving quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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  Commentary:
  "When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

  Commentary:
  "Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

  Commentary:
  "Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

  Commentary:
  "Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure can grab my attention! 💸😏 Show me the Benjamin's, and we'll definitely be on good terms! 💰😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'I have no idea what I'm talking about' quite like adding 'but that's just me' after steering a coworker straight into disaster 🙈💼 #officefails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

  Commentary:
  When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took the 'giving up' part of Christmas a little too literally! 🎁 Santa will need an extra big sack of motivation for this one! 🎅🏼 #HolidayHumor"

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